We'll Share a Double Funeral

"Even the most dangerous look less threatening when they are dead"
- Laura Moncur

 James Hadley Chase (1906 - 1985) A.K.A. Raymond Marshall, Ambrose Grunt, James L. Docherty and Rene Brebazon Raymond was a british/english thriller-crime-suspense story writer with about 70 books to his name. This book that I will be talking about, Hautajaiset Kahdelle, lit. translated as Funerals for Two (name comes from what I believe to be the line in this book that stood out the most for Chase as well as most of the readers) is the first book/story of his that I've actually sat down and read as I got it for 1-2€ last year at a store that I can't seem to find again.
At the back of the book New Statesman claims that mr. Chase was that particular generation's best suspense story writer while Le Monde claims that his books are and I quote: "uniquely exciting and the characters are strongly lively." Yeah... Right... I probably shouldn't tell you what I thought of the whole story yet but this particular story was none of these.
Talk about baseless hype.

The story is very limited in its setting of places where the characters travel. "We'll Share a Double Funeral" tells a story about how a young "mental" male killer named Chet Logan is on the loose. He managed to escape the police, killed them as he was at it, hide in an apartment where he once again killed the people who lived there as well as killing the police who arrived at that apartment assuming he'd be there as the owners didn't pick up on the phone. So basically his character is that he kills anyone that annoys him. Simple enough. Logan is also strong enough that he can lift a car and crush an ash tray with his grip. We also learn more about Logan as a character about how he is his father's boy despite not really caring about anyone and how he is perhaps a bi-homosexual but that never goes anywhere and is only a slight mention - superficial things.

The story begins with an old sheriff, Ross, doing his thing; resting at home, and we get a flashback to his past and his wife Mary makes an appearance. Then the police chief Carl Jenner calls mr. Ross, telling that he's calling every sheriff around the country because there's an emergency - an extremely dangerous criminal is on the loose and needs to be caught ASAP.
A cop names Tom Mason gets called by Ross because he lives in the furthest of Ross's area so he should be able to go check up on "Lilly's apartment" as Ross couldn't manage to get in touch with Lilly. The story takes place during a time when police had to be active - Sheriff's knew everyone, everyone knew them. Even down to knowing what food people had in their summer house fridges. Also everyone in the story seem to know Tom Mason as well, it does have "purpose" in making the character's motivations stronger but it's handled pretty badly. It's a small world.

After Logan gets away from his pursuers, he switches hiding places again. The story then starts to focus on a middle aged writer named Perry Weston who I believe is an insert character of James Hadley Chase, the author, himself. Perry is supposed to be the main character of this story I believe (thought it'd be Ross but he's not focused on really), and the story also focuses on Perry's young wife Sheila who is a cheap woman - she is only and constantly after hulky and good looking men, and the only reason she's married with Perry is money. Her actions with men cause her suffering and conflict which she wants to get rid of but can't. I first thought I might grow to like Sheila as I read her chapter's but when the story went back to Logan that it was building up to, she didn't get anywhere. No development, nothing, and she was a pretty bad character at the end from a writing standpoing.

Perry Mason's boss Silas S. Hart is supposed to give off a mafia boss feel which felt sort of cringy as I was reading it, didn't fit at all the persona of some kind of film publisher. Mr. Hart had decided to arrange everything so that Perry gets some "free time" away from his wife Sheila so that he can focus on a script for mr. Hart, and no one talks back to mr. Hart! (...) Perry is to go to his old fishing apartment where Perry used to spend alot of time some years back. It was the perfect place to focus on for his inspiration as a writer. Perry thinks about how stupid he was in marrying Sheila because of her beautiful outlooks but throughout the story mentions how he "cares" about her in different ways. Perry is a pretty bad character as well it was said he's smart and how "he can come up with some kind of plan" but it feels like the author just couldn't manage to come up with anything at all so he's pretty useless. The story also plays too well for him in the end but tries to hide these things not to be good for him. I personally hate that type of writing. Going back to what I was talking about him caring about Sheila - there's nothing wrong with that (people aren't black and white so he think he cares and think he doesn't) but it was all presented in meaningless ways - the moments were also supposed to be like "Perry just tries to fool Logan into thinking he cares" ... Alot of pointless dialogue comes from that now that I think back on it. What a waste of pages.
So Sheila's side of the story focuses on men and her "understanding that she has to change and trying to get to the fishing apartment where Perry is. Both Sheila and Perry ended up being underdeveloped (because the author tried to develop them but couldn't do it) and badly written.

The story includes a cold blooded, experienced right hand man of sheriff Ross. This man has experience in sniping and waiting for his pray, he's named Hank Hollis. Hank is made up to be some kind of superhero and his part of the story is supposed to be the climax, most suspensful and intense part of the story, which it is comparitively, but... Yeah... It was terribly written and paced, and absolutely everything was a flop when the author was writing the ending. Along with sheriff Ross, Hank goes to check the fishing buildings around the area where Perry also resides in, and they get a feel to it that the killer is indeed inside Perry's apartment, however there is no proof of that actually being the case so Hank alone, without backup, decides to start go back to watch over Perry's apartment with his trusty rifle. He sits on that one tree for a long time just waiting.
The story switches between what happens in the cottage - Logan making food for his hostages and himself constantly and Perry just answering the phone and speaking with whoever there is, and outside the house as Hank sits there waiting and literally does nothing.

There are quite a few frankly stupid choices that the author made about how he handled the characters and the story. I believe now that mr. Chase thought that those would count as plot twists but it's mostly just linear and badly written woo.
There is barely any synergy in the story either. Characters were bland and annoying and not in a good way, and the story and its pacing (mainly due to the lack of content in the events that took place - bad use of dialogue, making irrelevant things happen...) were all uninspiredly badly handled.

So basically the back of the book has lied to me, the reader, and I will most likely not read any other of Chase's 70 or so works unless someone really wants me to and says that he has that one golden egg hidden somewhere, which is more than likely - regardless, I am disappointed because I wanted to read a story from an experienced author that knows how to write a gripping story and who deserves all those dozens of publications, but what I got was just the feeling that this guy, James Hadley Chase, is a superficial fluff writer who is just going for the style of quantity over quality.